UFO-02 Detector
by Images SI Inc.
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Customer Review: FAULTY! Causes blindness!
Summary: 4 Stars
I've owned my UFO-02 for several weeks now. I upgraded after my '01 model went haywire when Mitt Romney announced he was running for president. Clearly a coincidence. Hang in there Mitt, it's about time we had a gay president. Anyway...
Every time this thing goes off, the flashing causes me to go temporarily blind. The next thing I know I'm naked, wet and can barely walk without defecating on myself. I have complained numerous times to the manufacturer, but my Mandarin Chinese is terrible. Curiously, so is theirs. Coincidence? Probably not.
I've also noticed that my cats are terrified of me now. I'm not sure if it's related, but I have noticed that they are much more violent with me every night when it's time for their shower. I rated the unit at 4 stars because while it is a lifesaver on long flights, I feel it could use some functional improvements. I'm looking forward to model 03 which I have heard will have a "Push To Talk" feature. Blessings upon the name of Klorg.
Customer Review: A Must Have if you Live in NM
Summary: 4 Stars
This sure looks pretty sitting on my shelf. And it is a must have if you live in New Mexico. As I'm sure you know, New Mexico seems to attract the UFO and Aliens.
When you lay in bed at night and see red lights over your home, you can look and see - is it an alien ufo or just those pesky police helicopters again? As you invite the door to door salesmen into your home to show you the latest in vacuum cleaner technology you can be rest assured that 'yes it is a person and yes it is a vacuum cleaner'.
And when it goes off and beeps and lights up, you can feel safe that you are not just shooting out the headlights of a neighbor but that you are aiming at a real ufo/alien.
What a sigh of relief. And yes, they are everywhere and you will be surprised at how often this goes off.
Customer Review: Best Probe for Finding Grays!
Summary: 4 Stars
The UFO-02 Detector has proven itself to be a faithful friend when it comes to alerting me to the imminent arrival of those gray aliens and their twisted medical devices. Yessireebob, thanks to the Detector, my family and I can secure our titanium chastity belts with time to spare.
The only reason I didn't give the Detector five stars is its inability to detect the Thetans. They're an even bigger pain in the backside than the grays!
Customer Review: Why the nonsense and disinformation?
Summary: 4 Stars
This product works. I don't understand why there are so many nonsensical reviews. Are there really so many bored or mentally ill people with nothing better to do with their time?
The UFO-O2 Detector detects electromagnetic disturbances, period, and it does that effectively. The only reason that I didn't give it five stars is because it could use a sensitivity control and an easier way to reset it.
Customer Review: Must have if you live in New Mexico
Summary: 4 Stars
Living in New Mexico I feel this is as important as having a security alarm in my house. I haven't had it go off yet but I take it with me in every room I am in in my house and I am waiting for the day that the posters in my house that say "We are not alone" will come true! I hope they are friendly..